So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
