I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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