member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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