Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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