i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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