WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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