How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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