a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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