She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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