just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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