hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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