This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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