whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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