Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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