the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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