I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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