I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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