did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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