garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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