have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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