yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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