roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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