i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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