Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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