i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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