Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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