This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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