Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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