It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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