Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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