I'm lost and stupid without you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I want a musical about memes.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize