I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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