I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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