R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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