I can tuck mytits in my pants
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.