youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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