it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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