sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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