if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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