STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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