that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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