i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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