Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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