She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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