i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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