It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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