I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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