i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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