There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You ate ashes out of my bong
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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