Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Randomize