it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.