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How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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