we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again