i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.