dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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