As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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