FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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