The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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