I wannas sexs uuuuu
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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