yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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